Woman Glues Lips Shut, Thinking Adhesive Is Balm

A New Zealand woman was left speechless by making a simple mistake while sifting through her medicine cabinet. A 64-year-old woman made the unfortunate mistake of thinking a container of super glue was medicated cream. Wiithin minutes she couldn't open her mouth, the Otago Daily Times reports.

The patient, who sought anonymity from the media, was fumbling in the dark for a balm to apply to a cold sore late Thursday night

Photos from Toolz' pre-birthday surprise dinner

Her boo Captain Tunde Demuren (pictured), Banky W, Tiwa Savage and fiance Teebillz, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu and a few other friends were at the intimate dinner last night. Toolz' birthday is actually July 6th but her friends decided to surprise her a week early..:-). More photos when you continue...

Gunmen abduct three corps members in Rivers

THREE corps members were in the early hours of Saturday kidnapped by gunmen in Ogonokom Community Secondary School, Abua/Odua Local Government Area of Rivers State. The corps members (two males and one female) were taken away by their abductors from the Corpers’ Lodge around 12am.

VIDEO:: AY's Crib Episode 2: House Girl Wanted (DOWNLOAD)

This episode of AY’s Crib is interesting. Titled 'House Girl Wanted', it stars Venita Akpofure as Mimi, Alexx Ekubo as J.J, Bucci Franklin as KC, Justice Nuagbe as Ushbebe and Ayo Makun as AY. Watch to understand what girlfriend wouldn't do that housegirl took over. Lol!

Jonathan, Amaechi meet in Rivers

BARELY 72 hours after the Rivers State Governor and the Chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, was barred from exchanging pleasantries with President Goodluck Jonathan, the duo met at the Port Harcourt International Airport on Saturday and embraced each other.

VIDEO: Boyfriend Leaks S£X-Tape Made With UNILAG Girl (DOWNLOAD)

This just came in to our mailbox.. Anonymous source says:

Ice Prince photo'd with Marques houston and Wale at BET pre-party

Ice Prince pictured with rapper Wale and singer/actor Marques Houston at a pre-party for the BET 2013 Awards taking place in Los Angeles tomorrow.

DEATH SEX: 9 TRAGIC cases of people who passed away while having SEX

THERE'S unsafe sex - and there's lethal lovemaking...

I reported a few days ago how a couple plunged to their deaths after the window they were apparentnly having sex against fell through. Eyewitnesses in China told how the pair fell to the ground clutching each other.

Photos from the scene showed two bodies under sheets, surrounded by blood. Their alleged ill-fated tryst tops a pile of police investigations into sex-related deaths over the years.

Here we highlight some of the most tragic cases...

Angry Reactions Trail WIZKID's New Porsche

Barely two weeks after crashing his Porsche Panamera, Wizkid aka Star Boy, has replaced the car with an exact replica. The car costs about N15m. It is uncertain whether Wizkid insured the car but whichever way, fans are not happy about the development.

Boko Haram Kidnapp 3 soldiers, kill one in midnight Yobe raid- Military source

Gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram members killed a soldier and abducted three others during an attack on the soldiers on Thursday night in Potiskum, Yobe State, a military source revealed.

Woman who CHOPPED OFF Her husband’s PENIS given life sentence

A WOMAN who chopped off her husband’s penis and threw it in a garbage disposal machine has been given life in prison. Catherine Kieu, 50, had drugged her former spouse and tied him up before severing his manhood with a kitchen knife in the horrific July 2011 attack.

48 killed in fresh Plateau clashes

The Media Officer of the Special Task Force, Capt. Salisu Mustapha, has said that 28 natives were killed in the pre-dawn attack on some communities in Langtang South Local Government area of Plateau State while 20 of the insurgents were killed in a cross fire with soldiers.

Crazy In Love! Jay-Z and Beyonce to duet on his new album

JAY-Z and Beyonce will join forces for a brand new song on his next album.

The superstar couple have recorded a duet for Jay's highly anticipated new release Magna Carta Holy Grail and it appears to be a follow up to their first ever collaboration back in 2003, Bonnie & Clyde.

Tonto Dikeh reacts to NDLEA jail term threat

The photos are still up on Instagram, See more Tweets after the cut...

Tonto Dikeh risks jail term for posting weed photos on Instagram?

For posting the marijuana photos on her instagram page, a representative of The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency is saying actress Tonto Dikeh faces jail term.

VIDEO: "No love, no tears, all I want is your waist, and she ain't even know it" Iyanya replies Yvonne Nelson

"Yvonne Nelson, I lost your medicine. She called that she's coming over and I ride her like a jangolova. All I want is your waist, no emotions, no tears, no letters, no love, no nothing. All I want is your waist, she ain't even know it. She brought emotions.

That's hardcore, mehn! But he later said he was joking sha. Peep it from the 2:30 mark.

75 Crazy Hot Sex Moves (PART 2)

Maybe you tried out the first part of this series, Maybe not. But below is a continuation of 75 hot crazy sex moves that would make you get that wow effect in bed. Learn and have fun. Add your comments too

I Have Drug Addicts In My Cabinet – Borno Governor

All present at the inauguration of a 10-man committee on drug abuse at the council chambers of the Borno State Government House on Thursday were amazed, when Governor Kashim Shettima revealed that some of his cabinet members were drug addicts.

Rapper Rick Ross sued by Jeweler for unpaid Rolexes

A jeweler is suing rapper Rick Ross for absconding with about $90,000 worth of Rolexes that he didn’t pay for. According to reports, Rick Ross bought 3 diamond Rolexes from a famous hip hop jeweler in Texas last year and still hasn't paid for it.

Amaechi blocked from meeting Jonathan at presidential dinner for security reasons - Presidency

Culled from Punch

The Presidency on Thursday defended the prevention of Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State from exchanging pleasantries with President Goodluck Jonathan by a security operative during dinner at the Presidential Villa, Abuja on Wednesday.