ROTFLMAO: North Korea Claim It Landed Man On The Sun

North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four hours, according to recent reports.

This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun.

17-year-old Hung Il Gong reportedly started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

MUST READ: Inside Nigeria’s Ruthless Human Trafficking Mafia - Report

This is a must read. Found it on Premium Times

Six out of 10 people who are trafficked to the West are Nigerians. Premium Times investigative reporter, Tobore Ovuorie, was motivated by years of research into the plight of trafficked women in the country, as well as the loss of a friend, to go undercover in a multi-billion dollar criminal enterprise. She emerged, bruised and beaten but thankfully alive, after witnessing orgies, big money deals in jute bags, police-supervised pickpocketing, beatings and even murder. This is her story. Continue...

Karen Eloke Young's Tweets About Her Experience with Sexual Harassment

The former MBGN contestant turned journalist shared her bitter experience in the hands of a house owner in Lagos. It's a really sad tale and I'm sure a lot of single girls will identify with her story. See her tweets after the cut...

16 Year Old Girl Strangles 43 Year Old Lover To Death During SEX Romp

Glendale police on Saturday arrested a 16-year-old girl after she allegedly strangled her 43-year-old boyfriend to death during a during what she claimed to be a consensual sex act.

According to the police the accused, Jessica Burlew told them that she and Ash would often get involved in auto-er*tic asphyxiation games prior to having sex. She used electrical wire to garote Jason Ash but when he lost consciousness she began to cut him with a razor blade to wake him and when he failed to respond she continued to cut him to ‘relieve her own stress’.

PHOTOS: Tracy Obonna's Racy Photo Shoot.. A$$ and BOOBS On Display (18+)

Tracy Obonna is a hot model but it seems she needs more money and as such has gone into acting. The babe just released some very tempting smoky photos to promote herself.

See the "really bad stuffs" below...

Google Apologizes After Online Services Stumble

Google apologized Friday after the Internet giant’s widely used free email and an array of other services were disrupted by apparent software woes.

“Earlier today (Friday), most Google users who use logged-in services like Gmail, Google+, Calendar and Documents found they were unable to access those services for approximately 25 minutes,” Google engineering vice president Ben Treynor said in a blog post.

Teenage Robbery Gang That Operates in Army Uniform Arrested

CALABAR – A Three man teenage robbery gang that has been terrorizing residents of Ikot Omin, 8 Miles and Basin Development Authority in Calabar, the Cross River State capital has been nabbed.

The trio, Edem Basey Effiong, 18, Emmanuel Nkalu 19 and Aliyu Umaru 21, who usually adorn themselves in army camouflage terrorised the residents of these areas for several months before they were arrested through sustained intelligence and undercover efforts during the Christmas Period last year.

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton's Daring Gown to Diddy's pre-Grammy party

Paris Hilton went underwear-free in this black full-length gown with an entirely sheer side panel which she wore to Diddy's 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre-Grammy Celebration at Boulevard3 in Los Angeles on Thursday night. You like?

Catholic Nun Kills Her Baby To Coverup Her Sexual Activities In The Seminary

The woman, 26-year-old Sosefina Amoa, gave birth to the boy Oct. 10 in her room at the Little Sisters of the Poor elderly care facility, police said. Afraid the nuns would hear the newborn’s cries and discover she lied about sexual activity, police say Amoa told investigators she smothered him by placing a wool garment over the child’s mouth and nose and applying pressure.

Hong Kong Billioniare Doubles His Offer From £40M to £80m To Any Man Who Can Change His Lesbian Daughter To Straight

Hong Kong billionaire Cecil Chao, has offered a whooping $130million to any man who can sweep his lesbian daughter, Gigi Chao (right) off her feet, marry her and give him grandchildren. Gigi ran away with her female lover sometime last year in France.

NissanLaunch First Set of Made In Nigeria Cars In April

Carlos Ghosn, the Chief Executive Officer of Nissan Motors, yesterdayJanuary 23rd announced the production of Nigerian-made 4X4 Nissan motors as from April this year.

Ghosn made this revelation while speaking at an interactive session with President Jonathan at the ongoing World Economic Forum holding at Davos, Switzerland.

Drunk Manchester United Fan Calls 911 To Report Loss

Just listen and laugh

Pastor Accused of Impregnating 17-Year Old Girl Claims He Just Wanted To Drive Out Her Demons

A pastor was caught having sex with a young girl, according to police reports in Nigeria.

However, the pastor told police that he just wanted to drive the demons out of the young girl.

Police said that the Pastor of the Zion International Christian Church, which is located in Idah, Kogi State, has been arrested after being accused of impregnating the teenage daughter of a teacher at the church. The 17-year-old teen Mary, told police that Pastor Kingsley said that she was possessed by demons, and the only way to cure her was through sex.

Striking Health Workers Paralyse Activities In Hospitals Nationwide

As the three-day nationwide warning strike called by the Joint Health Sector Unions, JOHESU, in league with the Association of Health Professionals ends today, services were paralysed for the second day in most health institutions nationwide.

8 Farmers Arrested for Forcing Widow to Dance Naked in Market

MAKURDI — Eight farmers were, yesterday, arraigned before a Makurdi Chief Magistrate Court for allegedly stripping a widow, one Mrs. Ann Adikwu, and parading her at a market square in Orokam, Ogbadibo Local Government Area of Benue State.

The accused persons were charged with criminal conspiracy, assault on a woman with intent to outrage her modesty; exhibition of obscene pictures and theft punishable under Sections 97 (1), 269, 203 and 288 of the penal code.

Three Bombs Rock Cairo Killing Five People

CAIRO (AFP) – Three bombs hours apart hit Cairo police headquarters and policemen in the Egyptian capital Friday killing at least five people on the eve of the anniversary of the 2011 uprising against Hosni Mubarak.

The first bomb struck the Cairo security directorate around 6:15 am (0415 GMT), killing four people and wounding more than 70, the health ministry said.

Use Condoms, They are Good For You!

Many should know by now that forgoing condoms during sex puts them at a higher risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases or getting pregnant every other month, but they still prefer not to use it.

According to a recent study conducted by the Society for Family Health, 80 per cent of the 1.8 billion sexual activities that occur in Nigeria yearly take place without condom use.

SSS summons El-Rufai, Warns Against Inciting Statements

The State Security Service has invited a former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai, to appear at its headquarters in Abuja on Friday (today) over a statement attributed to him in the Thursday edition of a national daily newspaper.

LASU Riot: School Shut Down Indefinitely

The situation at Lagos State University right now is very tense as angry students took to the campus destroying multi-million naira properties. Some even stoned the school’s VC, Professor John Obafunwa who ran for safety. The riot has disrupted LASU’s 2nd semester exam and now the university has been shut down indefinitely.

Naomi Oni's friend Mary Konye Found Guilty of Acid Attack

The horrific injuries of Naomi Oni who was attacked with acid have been revealed as her childhood Mary Konye has been found guilty of carrying out the attack while disguised in a Muslim veil.

Mary Konye, 21, stalked Naomi Oni from the lingerie store where she worked after her friend had likened her to a monster from a horror film.