How do you detect virginity?
Adewale Pasuma was planning to get married. Now, Adewale, aka Wale is a virgin and he has long vowed to marry a virgin too.
The doctor smiled.
"Its not a smiling matter," Wale said. "Doc, if I discover she is not a virgin after the wedding, then I will kill her and kill myself."
“Well its simple. You will need to buy some items. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a loaded pistol,” the doctor replied.
Surprised, Wale asked, “Habba! How do those things relate to her being a virgin or not? What do I do with them?”
The doctor replied him with another smile. “Before the wedding night, paint one of your testicles red and paint the other one blue." He paused.
"Go on doc," Wale said.
"Make sure you let her see you naked," the doctor started. "If she says, ‘I have never seen balls that look like this. Shoot her and shoot yourself too."
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