Thursday, May 22, 2014

(((O_O))) TOO FUNNY! See Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English BLUNDERS

In the wake of the recent "There Is God Oh" fiasco courtesy of the Nigerian First lady, Patience Jonathan, we thought it worthwhile to dig through the archives and here we present you with the Top 15 Grammatical Blunders from Patience Jonathan. Please read: Try not to laugh too hard

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children.(His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition
like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Was it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children widows.(Is she literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What's the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will boko haram bomb blast churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest (Sad,sadder,saddest...)

15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!!)

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