Saturday, April 6, 2013

6 Things a Man Should Never Do During Sex


Ever have that WTF sex moment when your guy just either says something way out of line or asks you to do something that feels super awkward? Been there, done that. Here are some cringe-worthy experiences CFL editors decided make the list of "nunca mas."

Try to get you to "go both ways"

That moment when you're getting down on the dance floor with your BFF and your guy tries to get you to make out with her. Um, gross. We love our chicas, but that doesn't mean we're okay with tonguing them down to satisfy your perverted girl on girl fantasy.

Poke you from behind

And the most unsexy way to initiate sex is (drum roll, please)…the awkward poke-you-from-behind move. You know, when you're lying in bed and he nudges you with this thing as if he's trying to wake you up for some action? Definitely makes us want to pretend to be asleep.

Ask you to wear porn star-ish lingerie
Sexy lingerie is a must-have for any girl's sex life. It can make us more confident and spice up our sex lives. But when you're guy asks you to wear something that is soooo wrong for you (i.e.: crotchless panties), tell him to relax. We want to heat things up, not skank out.

Awkward dirty talkNot that we like to hear crickets chirping during sex, but there is a such thing as dirty talk that's well, too dirty. Don't be afraid to draw the line.

Feed you lines or ask you to speak Spanish"Who's your daddy?" "Te gusta eso?" "Who's the best?" "Speak to me in Spanish." "Call mepapi." Um, how about who the heck wants to turn sex into a Spanish inquisition?



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